Log in

No account? Create an account


Slightly mugged

« previous entry | next entry »
25th Oct 2007 | 22:06

On Thursday evenings I go to the pub for a few beers with friends. The route I walk from work goes across Jesus Green from Lower Park St to Carlyle Rd. This evening it was darker than usual, because of cloud cover and the lamp on the path being broken. There's usually a few people walking across the park but this evening it was quiet.

As I was approaching the Jesus Lock end at about 20:30, I saw three youths cutting across from the right-hand avenue onto then path. They walked towards me widely spread abreast, so that two of them were on the grass and I had plenty of space to pass between them. As I did so, one of them pushed me over onto the grass. I said "cunt!" or something like that, and he started to have a bit of a go with feet and fists saying "giz ya phone". He wasn't hitting hard, so I told him it was worthless to him. I tried briefly to get up and fight back but this made them hid harder (one or two of the others joined in) and I found that curling up on the ground and protecting my head didn't excite them. Soon they lost their bottle and ran off towards Park St.

They didn't get my phone, or the £60 in my wallet, and only bruised me slightly. Sore cheek and forearm, and back is fine despite taking most of the blows. I was more annoyed by them than scared - it seemed that Dickhead #1 was just showing off, and not really intent on theft or injury.

What a bore. I was going to have to call the police to report the crime, but I wasn't hurt and hadn't lost anything, but it was just enough to utterly disrupt my evening. Chiz.

At this point I should have dialled 999 on the phone that the chavs were too crap to steal properly. However I wasn't hurt and I did not see enough of them to be able to identify them (dark clothes, dark night), so I called Rachel to get the Police non-emergency number. I didn't get through to anyone until about 10 minutes after the mugging, at which point I find out that the Police wanted to take it much more seriously, and if I had called 999 they might have been able to see something useful with their CCTV cameras. Silly me.

I walk home to reassure Rachel that I am fine, and soon a couple of coppers come to take a verbal statement and give me an incident number. They classified it as assaulted by common people common assault (but not attempted robbery, since they were just being dickheads).

After that I made myself some dinner and Rachel and I settled down to watch yesterday's episode of Heroes. But Charles managed to have a suck on the DVR buttons (which we usually try to prevent) and they didn't work. Faugh, I say! Faugh and thrice faugh!

Time to find another beer and see if half an hour in the airing cupboard has fixed the buttons.

| Leave a comment |

Comments {39}

Page 1 of 2
<<[1] [2] >>


from: bellinghwoman
date: 25th Oct 2007 22:17 (UTC)

Aieee! Bastards!! Very glad to hear you're (mostly) OK, would be better if you were entirely OK, of course - hope the bruising and soreness are soon gone.

Reply | Thread


from: nou
date: 25th Oct 2007 22:26 (UTC)

Blimey. Glad you're OK.

Reply | Thread

from: knell
date: 25th Oct 2007 22:46 (UTC)

Worst! Muggers! Ever!

Reply | Thread

Tony Finch

from: fanf
date: 25th Oct 2007 22:47 (UTC)

Yeah pretty much :-)

Reply | Parent | Thread


from: gareth_rees
date: 25th Oct 2007 22:54 (UTC)

Now is a good time for a political lurch to the right.

Reply | Thread

The Bellinghman

from: bellinghman
date: 26th Oct 2007 05:47 (UTC)

Or to the left.

(It's all the fault of that Thatcherite 'There's no such thing as society', doncha know?)

Reply | Parent | Thread

from: catamorphism
date: 25th Oct 2007 22:56 (UTC)

So are you now slightly conservative? :-)

Reply | Thread


from: cartesiandaemon
date: 25th Oct 2007 23:07 (UTC)

Ouch, that's awful (even though it could have been a lot worse). I'm glad you're ok.

I know what you mean about 999. I know I'm too diffident. I think I have an implanted idea to call 999 for a robbery though, even if it seems like there's nothing police on the scene could do.

Reply | Thread


from: emperor
date: 25th Oct 2007 23:09 (UTC)

That's deeply crap. I'm glad you're OK!

Reply | Thread

from: furrfu
date: 25th Oct 2007 23:21 (UTC)

That's rather scary. Glad to hear you got away (or rather, stayed and they went away) fairly ok.

Reply | Thread

Gerald the cuddly duck

from: gerald_duck
date: 25th Oct 2007 23:22 (UTC)


I did notice your absence from the Carlton, though I thought no more of it since you're often not there.

I'm glad you're relatively unscathed. Yes, calling 999 if a violent crime has just that moment happened is a good idea. A handy tip, incidentally, is that if you dial 999 then repeatedly tap the handset's screen with a fingernail they'll connect the call to the police; I believe the police can then locate your phone to within a hundred metres or so. That could be worth doing even while trouble is ongoing.

Reply | Thread

The Bellinghman

from: bellinghman
date: 26th Oct 2007 05:48 (UTC)

Ah, does this require a touch screen? Or require not having a touch screen? Because I'd imagine they behave very differently.

Reply | Parent | Thread | Expand

(Deleted comment)

Flash Bristow

from: techiebabe
date: 25th Oct 2007 23:22 (UTC)

Ouch, Tony :(

FWIW the police are happy to receive a 999 call if it will stop a crime in progress or they have a good chance of catching someone. We've been told to call 999 for chavs selling hooky DVDs outside shopping malls, for example.

Reply | Thread

from: vyvyan
date: 25th Oct 2007 23:35 (UTC)

Oh no! That sounds very unpleasant. Glad you're not badly hurt.

Reply | Thread


from: covertmusic
date: 25th Oct 2007 23:55 (UTC)

Oh, man. :(

I was wondering why you three hadn't made it - my sis sent me a lovely pic of my nephew I was going to show off to you!

I'm so glad to hear you're OK, though - that's the main thing.

Reply | Thread

from: rmc28
date: 26th Oct 2007 05:56 (UTC)

I decided after last week that the pub is no longer compatible with Charles getting enough sleep: he likes to sleep just about the time we normally arrive which means around 9pm there is a period of loud furiously-tired toddler and it's all too wearing on all of us (including the other pubgoers).

So we will be alternating or not going at all, and working on other socialising strategies.

Reply | Parent | Thread | Expand

The Bellinghman

from: bellinghman
date: 26th Oct 2007 06:05 (UTC)

Ow, ow, ow!


Reply | Thread


from: arnhem
date: 26th Oct 2007 08:15 (UTC)

Grr. Angry now.

Really sorry to hear about this, but glad it wasn't worse.

Reply | Thread

bite me blondie

from: felinitykat
date: 26th Oct 2007 08:20 (UTC)

God, I'm sorry. Complete f*ckers. I'm glad you're OK, but I'm really sorry that it happened to you.

Reply | Thread